A black man walks into a restaurant. A white man says "Colored people are not allowed in here!" The black man says, "When I was born, I was black, when I'm cold, I'm black when I'm sick I'm black, and when I die, I'll be black. But when you were born you were pink, when you're cold you're blue, when you're sick you're green, and when you die, you'll be purple. Yet you have the nerve to call me colored!" With that, he leaves.