More Intimate than a Kiss

So call me crazy but I think that holding hands is so much more intimate than a kiss. Just hear me out. So really, to be intimate just means that you wouldn't do it to anyone. For example, wiping someones tears. To wipe someones tears is very intimate. You wouldn't just go up to a stranger and wipe their tears, you might give then a hug or a Kleenex, but you would not physically wipe their tears. 

Just like holding hands! You wouldn't go up to a stranger and hold their hand. And for the most part, you don't just hold hands for a moment, you hold hands for hours at a time! That would just be awkward to do with a stranger! 

Then there is the difference between sex, making love and f****n. Sure, you have sex on a one night stand, but you don't make love on a one night stand. Out of the three, you are only intimate in one- when you make love; the other two are just for fun with no meaning. So there you go, you won't make love to anyone, you make love TO the one you love because that is intimate.

A kiss is then like sex on a one night stand. You can do it to anyone and have it be meaningless. It lasts only for a moment. A peck is like half a second long and a french, a little longer! But to hold hands. See, that, you do for hours and it means something! It means you belong to someone! It is intimate.

So do you still want to call me crazy for thinking that holding hands is more intimate than a kiss?