I use Toilet Paper

So there is this ongoing joke in my family that, yes, I use toilet paper!!!!

I have issues ok?!?! I always have to wipe the seat before I go. Some times I wipe twice just for a pee. I have to wipe to pee cuz I'm a girl, I can't just shake it. Then there is that whole poop thing... I use it as tissue. And I'm home now and not working 70 hours a week like I used to so I'm actually home TO use it! 

You know, I just like to use toilet paper apparently! Which is kinda ironic because I for the most part refuse to buy it.... But for my holidays, it is something that is on list of things to bring with me! My family laughs at this all the time, but what can I say other than,

"So what, I use toilet paper!!!!! And it's not something I want to be without!!!